Btw, I dreamed last night that Kim
Kardashian was trying to convince me to be her girlfriend and kiss her

*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend: you good?
*i look up slowly*
me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin


*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via sassykardashian)

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Lana Del Rey - Brooklyn Baby

Yeah my boyfriend’s pretty coooool
But he’s not as cool as me

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